Top 38 Quotes by Marcus Brigstocke

Never Google yourself. Seriously, don't!

And much as I enjoy writing and creating stuff, I don't enjoy it so much that I am willing to give up any time that could otherwise be spent performing.

I'm best known as a stand-up comedian, but I'm a good actor in the right role.

I find it hard to get enthusiastic about hotels because, as a touring comic, I spend a lot of time in them.

Offence is important; that's how you know you care about things. Imagine a life where you're not offended. So dull.

Catholicism has the clerical equivalent to a nut allergy - even a small exposure to change, and the whole thing will go into anaphylactic shock.

I rarely fly, for environmental reasons more than anything else.

All my shows are therapy, trying to navigate interesting subjects so I can work them out and to be honest and say some things are beyond the wit of this man.

Jim Henson was an absolute genius.

I stumbled on a joke idea and style that worked, the audience went with it and, from that moment on, I was hooked. It's an amazing feeling.