Marc Maron

It's easy to maintain your integrity when no one is offering to buy it out.

The Internet has usurped the collective unconscious and access to cosmic consciousness has become difficult and almost primitive.

I was also a big Woody Allen fan. When I got into college I listened to Lenny Bruce but it's taken me years to put him into context historically and really get what he did.

Trying to rebuild Afghanistan on the cheap has left the country in the hands of warlords and an impotent Northern Alliance puppet regime that runs Kabul and nothing else.

A lot of people think I'm a comedian.

We define ourselves as intelligent. That's odd, because we're doing the definition - We're creating our own definition and saying, 'We are intelligent!'