It certainly was unusual growing up with two fairly well-known pastors as my parents. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes fairly grow parent
One of the things that would be great is to some day have so many women comedy writers that we wouldn't say there's just one type of female humor. There's lots. Mallory Ortberg comedydayfemale Change image and share on social
My credentials, briefly: I no longer go to church or believe in God, but I can still name every one of the fruits of the Spirit and reeled for days upon hearing the announcement that Audio Adrenaline was reunited with one of the singers from DC Talk. Mallory Ortberg adrenalineannouncementaudio share on social
With a few exceptions, birds are not to be trusted; it is not normal to have such soft, vulnerable bodies bookended with slashing beaks and razor-sharp claws. It is as unnatural as an armed marshmallow. Mallory Ortberg armbeakbird share on social
I'm thankful I don't have parents that I feel I need to get their attention. They've always been there for me. Cierra Ramirez attentionfeelhave Change image and share on social
The truth is that from birth on we are, to one extent or another, a fairly sensual species. Jock Sturges birthextentfairly Change image and share on social
You make your first album, you make some money, and you feel like you still have to show face, like 'I still go to the projects.' I'm like, why? Your job is to inspire people from your neighborhood to get out. You grew up there. What makes you think it's so cool? Jay-Z albumcoolface share on social