Top 78 Quotes by Mae West

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.

I like restraint, if it doesn't go too far.

Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got them.

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.

It's not what I do, but the way I do it. It's not what I say, but the way I say it.

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra pit into that big black space where the audience is.