Mae West

I've been in more laps than a napkin.

Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.

I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.

A free life cannot acquire many possessions, because this is not easy to do without servility to mobs or monarchs.

Oh, that character was light years away from me. I'm not debonair. I'm not suave. I did wear tight pants, though, because I found out that it worked.

By pouring money and goods into devastated regions, foreign aid workers sometimes compound the disruption and debauch the survivors.