Lucille Ball

I'm not funny. What I am is brave.

I think knowing what you cannot do is more important than knowing what you can.

Women's Lib? Oh, I'm afraid it doesn't interest me one bit. I've been so liberated it hurts.

I'd date someone younger or older; age doesn't matter to me. Or looks, really - it's all about maturity.

People say if you're doing an art project, that's different from a book, but I honestly don't see it. I try and try, and I just don't.

I don't eat cereal actually... Frosted Flakes... that's as close as I can get.