Lucille Ball

I'm not funny. What I am is brave.

I think knowing what you cannot do is more important than knowing what you can.

Women's Lib? Oh, I'm afraid it doesn't interest me one bit. I've been so liberated it hurts.

Whenever I have bid a hasty goodbye to a loved one, I've always made sure that my record collection was safely stored away in the boot of the car.

As a young child my attention span was, as I remember it, rather short.

Barack Obama is crazy sexy.