Louis Kronenberger

There seems to be a terrible misunderstanding on the part of a great many people to the effect that when you cease to believe you may cease to behave.

The closer and more confidential our relationship with someone, the less we are entitled to ask about what we are not voluntarily told.

It is the gossip columnist's business to write about what is none of his business.

Wherever I went, crowds appeared again, and I started making solo albums for the first time in my career.

We did the 'MacGruber' Super Bowl spot for Pepsi, which generated some outside interest. We have a sketch where a guy blows up after 90 seconds. How are we going to make that into a movie?

A school without football is in danger of deteriorating into a medieval study hall.