Lou Holtz

In the nineties, everybody wants to talk about their rights and privileges. Twenty-five years ago, people talked about their obligations and responsibilities.

If he's got golf clubs in his truck or a camper in his driveway, I don't hire him.

On this team, we're all united in a common goal: to keep my job.

After my swims this weekend I think coach realized, you know what, you have to have a good one getting out of this meet. So I put the suit on and had a decent swim.

I haven't seen the Eiffel Tower, Notre Dame, the Louvre. I haven't seen anything. I don't really care.

You probably found 'How to Survive a Robot Uprising' in the humor section. Let's just hope that is where it belongs.