Top 53 Quotes by Loni Love

With comedy, I try to steer toward, you know, talking about people that do crazy things, messed-up things. That's what I like to talk about.

If you think about how many headlining female comics are out there, you could say 15, maybe 20?

Even when I was an engineer, I was a comic on my job. At birthday and holiday parties, I was the one scheduling and emceeing. If you work on your gift, and you're good, it will shine through.

They're smart in Orange County. Smart and rich - just how I like 'em.

I made the conscious decision to not have kids, and I didn't want to be married.

Now AOL is the grandma of online Web services. I mean, we don't need it anymore.

Life is funny, and that's why I celebrate it in my shows.

Everybody wants to say females aren't as funny as men. That's not true. You just don't see as many because it takes a lot to do this occupation.

If you are a woman with your own money, you have confidence. You have the pick of the litter.

I do think the audiences have a right to judge what they feel is offensive and not.