Liz Vassey

Go for the girl who can eat a proper meal. If she's passionate about food, you'll most likely be fortunate in other venues.

Don't paint a nasty picture of your exes. We'll justifiably wonder what made you stay in those heinous situations in the first place.

I don't mind a gut. In fact, I would prefer a guy to have a gut than be too built.

If you actually dissect the lyrics in 'Motley Crue', you'll notice that there's a lot going on beneath the surface.

Time is a resource whose supply is inversely proportional to its demand.

My number-one theory in life is that style is proportional to your lack of resources - the less you have, the more stylish you're likely to be.