Liz Vassey

Go for the girl who can eat a proper meal. If she's passionate about food, you'll most likely be fortunate in other venues.

Don't paint a nasty picture of your exes. We'll justifiably wonder what made you stay in those heinous situations in the first place.

There is no such thing as low maintenance or high maintenance, just a bunch of women hoping for a capable mechanic.

My number-one theory in life is that style is proportional to your lack of resources - the less you have, the more stylish you're likely to be.

If you actually dissect the lyrics in 'Motley Crue', you'll notice that there's a lot going on beneath the surface.

Time is a resource whose supply is inversely proportional to its demand.