Liam Gallagher

Americans want grungy people, stabbing themselves in the head on stage. They get a bright bunch like us, with deodorant on, they don't get it.

I am a tender, beautiful and loving guy that happens to slap a photographer now and then because they get in my way.

Lennon was right. And we are bigger than Jesus. We will be as big as the Beatles, if not bigger.

People say, 'Where do you live?' and I say that theoretically, I live in London, but basically that's just where I go to change my suitcase. Otherwise, I'm always flying somewhere.

I have thrown chairs, but only during football matches. Generally, I am well-behaved. I do not like to make people angry.

I know I'm not the kind of person who's gonna wind up a walking jukebox, like many rock 'n' roll artists. They just play their hits and that's it. That doesn't appeal to me.