I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house. Lewis Grizzard findgivehouse Change image and share on social
The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity. Lewis Grizzard blockfearfootball Change image and share on social
If you ain't the lead dog, the view never changes. Lewis Grizzard dogleadview Change image and share on social
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. Lewis Grizzard dogdogsledlead Change image and share on social
I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married. Lewis Grizzard familygrowhouse Change image and share on social
The public, more often than not, will forgive mistakes, but it will not forgive trying to wiggle out of one. Lewis Grizzard forgivemistakepublic Change image and share on social
Yankees don't understand that the Southern way of talking is a language of nuance. What we can do in the South is we can take a word and change it just a little bit and make it mean something altogether different. Lewis Grizzard altogetherbitechange share on social
You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?' Lewis Grizzard attitudebreakcall Change image and share on social
There's no such thing as being too Southern. Lewis Grizzard southernthing Change image and share on social
Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it. Lewis Grizzard enjoysexstart Change image and share on social
