Lemuel K. Washburn

Religion is no more the parent of morality than an incubator is the mother of a chicken.

Honesty is never seen sitting astride the fence.

The foolish and cruel notion that a wife is to obey her husband has sent more women to the grave than to the courts for a divorce.

Before I die, I will preach to the Muslims in the Arab world. I will preach in Egypt, Lebanon, Syria and Iran. I will preach in Tehran. I will do it under the umbrella of God. And see its impact.

Well, I actually wrote her a letter a couple of days ago congratulating her. The tone I tried to convey in the letter is, look, you are a part of a great American historical process.

I am convinced that the reason so many fans leave Dodger Stadium after the seventh inning is that they become bored.