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Everyone has that friend who's every day, like, 'I hate my nose, I hate my nose, I hate my nose.' You either need to come to peace with it and be like, alright, I hate it, but it's part of me - or change it. So I'm not against plastic surgery, I'm against plastic surgery when it doesn't really need to be done. Lauren Conrad alrightchangeday share on social
Being responsible for another human life terrifies me, because I kill plants. Lauren Conrad humankilllife Change image and share on social
It's perfectly okay if you don't understand every single one of them. For one thing, I make a lot of corny jokes, and you have to be 40 years old to get some of them. Brian P. Cleary cornyjokelot Change image and share on social
If you're not having a good time, find something else that gives you some joy in life. Penny Marshall findgoodjoy Change image and share on social
Is it any wonder that for millions of men the only intimacy is physical, silent, and predictable? Phil Donahue intimacymanmillion Change image and share on social