Laura Schlessinger

Men are very emotionally dependent upon women from the day they are born to the day they expire.

If you're a liberal, anything you say is protected. If you're a conservative, anything you say is hateful.

I love revenge.

As a young child my attention span was, as I remember it, rather short.

The one complaint about the Internet that I wholeheartedly endorse is that most of these tools have been designed to peck at us like ducks: 'Hey, there's a new reply to your comment! Come look at it!'

Hatred is a very underestimated emotion.