I think my wife married me for my guacamole. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes guacamole marry wife
I believe in fate. Sometimes that means an old bearded guy sitting on a cloud and pulling the strings; sometimes it means random atoms swirling through a cheerless universe; sometimes it means everything being preordained thanks to your karma credit from your previous lives. Kyle MacLachlan atombeardedcheerless share on social
A lot's riding on 'Dune,' and my friends in Seattle realize what's happening if I freak out a bit. They accept whatever I happen to be, and they tell me when I'm slipping out of Kyle. They call me the 'God Emperor of the Universe.' Kyle MacLachlan acceptbitecall share on social
Sometimes for an afternoon snack, I'll get some tortilla chips and half an avocado, and I'll just eat that like guacamole. Kyle MacLachlan afternoonavocadochip Change image and share on social
My husband is American but Italian. Then I have the Mexicano side. I see both in my kids. My daughter is more Italian - she leans towards pizza - and my son leans more towards guacamole and puts lime in everything. Thalia americandaughterguacamole share on social
I write about the men you want to read about but don't necessarily want to be married to. Susan Elizabeth Phillips manmarrynecessarily Change image and share on social
What people don't understand about Sarah Palin is that she is a rancher's wife. From Alberta down to Texas I've known women like that: good common sense, bright and vilified by city people. Robert Duvall albertabrightcity Change image and share on social
