Top 10 Quotes by Kyle Dunnigan

About Kyle Dunnigan

These are some quotes by American author Kyle Dunnigan Comedian, who was born in 1971.

I think comedians start off as pranksters or something.

I think comedians start off as pranksters or something.

Kyle Dunnigan

A pope going through a faith crisis would be funny to see.

A pope going through a faith crisis would be funny to see.

Kyle Dunnigan

I think a bird is the worst present you can give somebody because it's guilt-ridden. This animal has the gift of flight, and you put it in a cage and watch it not do that until it dies.

I think a bird is the worst present you can give somebody because it's guilt-ridden. This animal has the gift of flight, and you put it in a cage and watch it not do that until it dies.

Kyle Dunnigan

My big influences are piano artists like Billy Joel and Elton John.

My big influences are piano artists like Billy Joel and Elton John.

Kyle Dunnigan

I like to edit; I like to work with other people, and that's something stand-up doesn't really have.

I like to edit; I like to work with other people, and that's something stand-up doesn't really have.

Kyle Dunnigan

I was bored at college, so I put $10 in a jukebox in this place where people played ping-pong and pool. I put in $10 of 'Jingle Bell Rock,' and this was back in the '90s, so it played 'Jingle Bell Rock,' like, 40 times in a row. It was just really fun to watch because after the fourth time, people were just losing-their-minds angry.

Kyle Dunnigan

I just always wrote songs as a side hobby. So it was sort of a natural thing to write comedy songs. But when I started writing songs, I wrote very serious songs. Or things that a 13-14 year-old would think are very serious issues.

Kyle Dunnigan

Every year, dads will dress up as Santa and try to surprise their kids by coming down the chimney, and every year, a dad gets stuck and dies.

Every year, dads will dress up as Santa and try to surprise their kids by coming down the chimney, and every year, a dad gets stuck and dies.

Kyle Dunnigan

Very specifically, Nickelodeon is aimed at eight- and nine-year-olds.

Very specifically, Nickelodeon is aimed at eight- and nine-year-olds.

Kyle Dunnigan

I love doing different things where, for a little while, I can focus on standup then sketch writing, then performing, then directing a video. That, to me, is stimulating.

I love doing different things where, for a little while, I can focus on standup then sketch writing, then performing, then directing a video. That, to me, is stimulating.

Kyle Dunnigan

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