Kumail Nanjiani

I'm from a family of doctors, and I think they really wanted me to be a doctor. I even sort of assumed I would be a doctor.

The worst job I ever had was an office job that I had for six years, and that's nothing against the people who I was surrounded by, because they were wonderful people.

Wikipedia is kind of weird. I feel it's lame to put up my own page, but I desperately want someone else to do it.

I hate the bad rap that people give my parents. Because they are just parents, really, at the end of the day trying to stand up for their daughter and themselves.

I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates.

I'm lucky that I have whatever I had that makes me have a successful career, if you will.