I thought I would either be an epidemiologist or a 'Price Is Right' model. Kristen Schaal epidemiologistmodelprice Change image and share on social
I loved 'Burning Love,' and I really do love almost everything Paul Scheer touches. Kristen Schaal burnlovepaul Change image and share on social
Animals in general have sparked a weird depression in me, because as much as I tried, I couldn't layer a personality over them. You know what I mean? I would stare at the cows, and I would sing to the cows, and they would always just look at me blankly. Kristen Schaal animalblanklycow share on social
Bad improv happens with people who are inexperienced with each other and don't know the craft that well. But bad stand-up is something that could happen to someone at any level in their career. Kristen Schaal badcareercraft Change image and share on social
I think I've always had a disconnect from what I'm supposed to be like. Kristen Schaal disconnecthavesuppose Change image and share on social
My parents are pretty religious, devout, but did they force it on me? No, I don't think so. I still think of myself as a Lutheran, just one who doesn't go to church. Kristen Schaal churchdevoutforce Change image and share on social
It's not hard to be a woman in comedy as long as you're also a writer. You have to create your opportunity. Kristen Schaal comedycreatehard Change image and share on social
I would never bring a kid to a comedy show myself, but I have noticed that I can't stop other people from bringing their kids. Kristen Schaal bringcomedykid Change image and share on social
I used to go to open mics in New York when I was starting out, and it was mostly just people who wanted an audience to look at them for eight minutes on a stage. Kristen Schaal audiencemicminute Change image and share on social
I love the idea that I have the power to look for the projects I can put myself into, but I'm still at that level of just being happy to have a job. Kristen Schaal happyideajob Change image and share on social
