Top 52 Quotes by Kirstie Alley

I was so naive I didn't even know about agents. I telephoned the William Morris agency and asked to speak to Mr. Morris. I expected Bill Morris to be waiting for my call.

I'm happy when I'm juggling, but I feel like I've gone from, like, 3 balls to 10 bowling balls. But, that's a good problem. I don't really have a complaint about that.

If you stop exercising - which I did - and if you stop watching your caloric intake - which I did - you're gonna get fat.

I sort of feel sorry for the next man who gets me. I may just kill him with passion. He'd better be strong and have a good heart!

I never did go back to acting class. I was too busy working.

I couldn't care less about sex unless I meet someone who I think is wonderful.

I always had really long swimmer's arms. The last to totally go is always my thighs and butt, but my old body is there somewhere.

Scientology helps you lose your insanities. One of the keys is, they say, 'You're in charge of your life, buster. You're responsible for any condition you're in.' If I look at it that way, it helps.

I probably spend more time with my kids than the average stay-at-home mother.

You're not going to live your life unscathed.