Kingsley Amis

If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing.

Laziness has become the chief characteristic of journalism, displacing incompetence.

There was no end to the ways in which nice things are nicer than nasty ones.

As a young child my attention span was, as I remember it, rather short.

If you're not having a good time, find something else that gives you some joy in life.

At last we've seen the first installment of Joss Whedon's new web series, 'Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog,' and it's sweeter than we'd ever imagined.