I go where people are hurting. I stand on the stage, and I make people laugh for an hour and a half. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes half hour hurt
If you didn't laugh at Jared Fogle, then you would cry. Katt Williams cryfoglejare Change image and share on social
Golf is a game with morals. There's always an opportunity to be a scoundrel. That's why it's a gentleman's game. Katt Williams gamegentlemangolf Change image and share on social
That is the job of a comedian: To take unpleasant subject matter and forcibly, with his hands, wring the funny out of it. Katt Williams comedianforciblyfunny Change image and share on social
After having done this whole slew of press for 'Big Love', now I'll have anxiety dreams for like a week and a half about all the stupid things I said. I can't even imagine being in front of the cameras all the time. I had a weird dream the other night that I was on 'Jersey Shore.' Chloe Sevigny anxietybigcamera share on social
The thing about Paris, it's a great city for wandering around and buying shoes and nursing a cafe au lait for hours on end and pretending you're Baudelaire. But it's not a city where you can work. Malcolm Mclaren baudelairebuycafe Change image and share on social
I think what's going to hurt the Republicans enormously is the extremist position of Mitt Romney on the immigration issue and states like New Mexico, states like Colorado, Nevada, Arizona - and I think it's going to be the margin of victory for President Obama, a very narrow victory. Bill Richardson arizonacoloradoenormously share on social