Gluttony and idleness are two of life's great joys, but they are not honourable. Julie Burchill gluttonygreathonourable Change image and share on social
Shame, like beauty, is often in the eye of the beholder. Julie Burchill beautybeholdereye Change image and share on social
There's something brave and touching about game girls of all ages keeping themselves smart in hard times - one thinks of those wonderful women during World War II drawing stocking seams in eyebrow pencil up the back of legs stained with gravy browning because nylons were so hard to get hold of. Julie Burchill agebackbrave share on social
Show me a frigid women and, nine times out of ten, I'll show you a little man. Julie Burchill frigidmanshow Change image and share on social
It may be a cliche, but it's true - the build-up to Christmas is so much more pleasurable than the actual day itself. Julie Burchill actualbuildchristmas Change image and share on social
The truth of the matter is, beauty is a specific thing, rare and fleeting. Some of us have it in our teens, 20s and 30s and then lose it; most of us have it not at all. And that's perfectly okay. But lying to yourself that you have it when you don't seems to me simple-minded at best and psychotic at worst. Julie Burchill 20s30sbad share on social
Women, more often than not, do things which aren't remotely relaxing but are all about preening, which is just another sort of work. Julie Burchill preenrelaxremotely Change image and share on social
The freedom that women were supposed to have found in the Sixties largely boiled down to easy contraception and abortion; things to make life easier for men, in fact. Julie Burchill abortionboilcontraception Change image and share on social
To believe that one, or even three, mates can supply all the things one needs from one's friends is as stupid as believing married couples must do everything together. Julie Burchill believecouplefriend Change image and share on social
Is the raggle-taggle Brangelina tribe any more bogus than that of the landlocked yummy mummy who believes that she can drop half a dozen brats and still keep a modest carbon footprint? I don't think so. Julie Burchill believebogusbrangelina share on social