I almost choke on my popcorn when I hear film stars, who walk on red carpets as much as the rest of us do on zebra crossings, criticising youngsters who crave fame. Julie Burchill carpetchokecrave Change image and share on social
Some say that Cusk has no sense of humour, but expecting giggles from this writer would be akin to expecting sonnets from Benny Hill. Julie Burchill akinbennycusk Change image and share on social
Graham Greene famously said that all writers need a chip of ice in their heart; Cusk can come across as the most beautiful ice palace of stalactites and stalagmites, and some people find her company, albeit by proxy, about as inviting as a long weekend in a walk-in frigidaire. Julie Burchill albeitbeautifulchip share on social
Gluttony and idleness are two of life's great joys, but they are not honourable. Julie Burchill gluttonygreathonourable Change image and share on social
My second husband believed I had such a fickle attitude to friendship that each Friday he would update the list of my 'Top Ten' friends in the manner of a Top Of The Pops chart countdown. Julie Burchill attitudebelievechart Change image and share on social
A therapist might suggest my generosity is a way of buying affection. But buying people's love has never been an issue for me. Generally speaking, I don't want their love. Julie Burchill affectionbuygenerally Change image and share on social
As with most liberal sexual ideas, what makes the world a better place for men invariably makes it a duller and more dangerous place for women. Julie Burchill dangerousdullidea Change image and share on social
The secret is not to care what anyone thinks of you. Julie Burchill caresecretthink Change image and share on social
Whenever I am sent a new book on the lively arts, the first thing I do is look for myself in the index. Julie Burchill artbookindex Change image and share on social
I wouldn't know how to fool a man any more. My deceiving days seem so long ago. Julie Burchill agodaydeceive Change image and share on social
