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My darling father gave me some decent getaway sticks - my legs are OK. Julie Bowen darlingdecentfather Change image and share on social
As I have gotten older, I've discovered the joys of being lazy. Julie Bowen discoverhavejoy Change image and share on social
As a young child my attention span was, as I remember it, rather short. Michael Morpurgo attentionchildremember Change image and share on social
The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one. George Bernard Shaw believerdrunkenfact Change image and share on social