When he is late for dinner and I know he must be either having an affair or lying dead in the street, I always hope he's dead. Judith Viorst affairdeaddinner Change image and share on social
Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. Judith Viorst barbarebreak Change image and share on social
Close friends contribute to our personal growth. They also contribute to our personal pleasure, making the music sound sweeter, the wine taste richer, the laughter ring louder because they are there. Judith Viorst closecontributefriend Change image and share on social
Love is the same as like except you feel sexier. Judith Viorst feellovesexy Change image and share on social
Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. Judith Viorst accidentautomobilebracket Change image and share on social
Because we believe ourselves to be better parents than our parents, we expect to produce better children than they produced. Judith Viorst childexpectparent Change image and share on social
We will have to give up the hope that, if we try hard, we somehow will always do right by our children. The connection is imperfect. We will sometimes do wrong. Judith Viorst childconnectiongive Change image and share on social
Lust is what keeps you wanting to do it even when you have no desire to be with each other. Love is what makes you want to be with each other even when you have no desire to do it. Judith Viorst desirelovelust Change image and share on social
I could be such a wonderful wife to another wife's husband. Judith Viorst husbandwifewonderful Change image and share on social
Superstition is foolish, childish, primitive and irrational - but how much does it cost you to knock on wood? Judith Viorst childishcostfoolish Change image and share on social