I do uphill skiing; I don't do downhill skiing. I think that's for nerd amateurs. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes amateur downhill nerd
I've been driving in the city for years because, as a stand-up in N.Y.C., you can perform at more comedy clubs a night if you have a car. Getting from club to club by subway is too slow at night and too expensive by cab. So, many comics live far out from Manhattan and drive in every night. Judah Friedlander cabcarcity share on social
Sometimes '30 Rock' was a struggle because I'd be doing the show and still be doing stand-up full-time. Judah Friedlander fullrockshow Change image and share on social
I don't consider lacrosse a sport. To me that's just a frat activity that got out of hand. Judah Friedlander activityfrathand Change image and share on social
The flaw of an amateur is to assume what's in our head is what's on the page. David Morrell amateurassumeflaw Change image and share on social
You're not supposed to have it all figured out in high school. If you knew it all, and it was the best, it's all downhill from there. Sarah Dessen downhillfigurehigh Change image and share on social
If I'm not barefoot, you'll probably find me with a pair of New Balance on. And I'm not one of those hipster-jump-on-the-band-wagon-ironically-cool NB fans. I've been rocking those kicks since they were true nerd shoes. Since the '80s, yo! Word. Reid Scott 80sbalanceband share on social