Jose Canseco

If you look at our world, it's a world of critique.

I was a professional athlete, the best baseball player in the world at one point.

If I signed it that is the way it really happened. I don't know of any individuals who are saying anything different. I have no idea what is going on with that.

If you're not having a good time, find something else that gives you some joy in life.

I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates.

People say, 'Where do you live?' and I say that theoretically, I live in London, but basically that's just where I go to change my suitcase. Otherwise, I'm always flying somewhere.