Jonathan Winters

Nothing is impossible. Some things are just less likely than others.

I started out as an artist, and what I do is verbal paintings. I paint a picture. Hopefully, you'll see the characters and what they're doing and what they're saying.

You've got to be an observer. And you've got to take time to listen to people, talk, to watch what they do.

I'm not filthy rich! I'm not as rich as people think. It's funny, isn't it?

I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman.