Jonathan Winters

Nothing is impossible. Some things are just less likely than others.

I don't do anything the same every day. Discipline is tough for a guy who is a rebel.

The most terrible fear that anybody should have is not war, is not a disease, not cancer or heart problems or food poisoning - it's a man or a woman without a sense of humor.

I'm not filthy rich! I'm not as rich as people think. It's funny, isn't it?

I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman.