Jonathan Winters

Nothing is impossible. Some things are just less likely than others.

I don't do anything the same every day. Discipline is tough for a guy who is a rebel.

The most terrible fear that anybody should have is not war, is not a disease, not cancer or heart problems or food poisoning - it's a man or a woman without a sense of humor.

When I do my makeup, it kind of helps me get into the character that I'm trying to portray.

Jokes are very curious things psychologically.