John Webster

Eagles commonly fly alone. They are crows, daws, and starlings that flock together.

Lay this unto your breast: Old friends, like old swords, still are trusted best.

We are merely the stars tennis-balls, struck and bandied which way please them.

We did the 'MacGruber' Super Bowl spot for Pepsi, which generated some outside interest. We have a sketch where a guy blows up after 90 seconds. How are we going to make that into a movie?

The blessing that this film business has given me is that when I walk into a school I automatically have everyone's attention. They want to hear what the guy from 'Con Air' and 'Desperado' has to say.

My first career ambitions involved turning into a boy; I intended to be either a railway guard or a knight errant.