Isn't that the most perverse thing you've ever heard? John Waters havehearperverse Change image and share on social
Always be prepared if someone asks you what you want for Christmas. Give brand names, the store that sells the merchandise, and, if possible, exact model numbers so they can't go wrong. Be the type who's impossible to buy for, so they have to get what you want. John Waters askbrandbuy share on social
I'm thrilled to have a completely new audience that I can get from Court TV, without it being my own trial. That was the only other way I would have gotten it. John Waters audiencecompletelycourt Change image and share on social
I also hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don't get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus Day. What did Christopher Columbus do, discover America? If he hadn't, somebody else would have and we'd still be here. Big deal. John Waters americabigchristopher share on social
I wish something on T.V. would trouble me. Then maybe I would watch it. John Waters troublewatch Change image and share on social
I'd love to sell out completely. It's just that nobody has been willing to buy. John Waters buycompletelylove Change image and share on social
I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty. John Waters catholicdirtygod Change image and share on social
Being a traditionalist, I'm a rabid sucker for Christmas. In July, I'm already worried that there are only 146 shopping days left. John Waters christmasdayjuly Change image and share on social
