John Ratzenberger

Find people who share your values, and you'll conquer the world together.

They need to be re-supplied with energy, and that energy comes from asking not what your country can do for you, but from what you can do for your country.

It appalls me that the people who decide what Americans will be watching on the tube have never been to the United States. Not the real United States.

A lot of people think I'm a comedian.

I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates.

You probably found 'How to Survive a Robot Uprising' in the humor section. Let's just hope that is where it belongs.