I have exactly as much rhythm as you think I have. John Oliver rhythm Change image and share on social
I knew I was going to go into the field and make fun of people to their faces. I knew what I was getting into. John Oliver facefieldfun Change image and share on social
Every empire has to get sucked down the drain. As a British person, I know how it feels. John Oliver britishdrainempire Change image and share on social
It's exciting to have a role in anything that's Claymation, just because you're always intrigued by what a clay wizard version of yourself would be. John Oliver clayclaymationexcit Change image and share on social
As any Brit will understand, things get a little easier when you don't have to be number one any more. Really, the fall of an empire is not as bad as everyone thinks. It's like retirement. People fear retirement, but it can turn out be rather pleasant. John Oliver badbriteasy share on social
Americans just don't understand dry wit. John Oliver americanspin-dryunderstand Change image and share on social
When you're doing stand-up, you want to stand onstage and, to the extent that you can, uncomplicatedly entertain. John Oliver entertainextentonstage Change image and share on social
We invented words; we'll tell you how they're supposed to sound. John Oliver inventsoundsuppose Change image and share on social
I know I'd be an absolutely horrendous politician. John Oliver absolutelyhorrendouspolitician Change image and share on social
My family are from Liverpool, so I have some twang there - I have a Midlands accent, and I was raised about an hour north of London, so my voice is a mess. Although, to American ears, it sounds like the crisp language of a queen's butler. John Oliver accentamericanbutler share on social