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I refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat. There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward. John Mortimer eatextraforgo Change image and share on social
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The only rule I have found to have any validity in writing is not to bore yourself. John Mortimer bearfindrule Change image and share on social
I am a big one for subtlety and empathy. My dad was softly spoken and didn't carry his honours and accomplishments for everyone to see. Kyle MacLachlan accomplishmentbigcarry Change image and share on social
The Audio Home Recording Act directly says that noncommercial copying by consumers is lawful. David Boies actaudioconsumer Change image and share on social
I would say I am an ordinary bowler but one with a really big heart, and that's what has stood me in good stead in all these years. Harbhajan Singh bigbowlergood Change image and share on social
