Look, demanding somebody do anything in this day and age is not going to fly. John Mayer agedaydemand Change image and share on social
High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless. John Mayer crappyendfork Change image and share on social
I'm the only person I know who's got a bunch of money. John Mayer bunchmoneyperson Change image and share on social
My fear is that I go up to the girl of my dreams and say 'I'm sorry, but I've got to say hello to you,' and she slides the stool back and gets up and walks away, saying, 'Not for me, Bub. I don't want anything to do with you.' John Mayer backbubdream share on social
I wanted everybody to like me. I thought I was one shuck and jive away in every direction. John Mayer directionjiveshuck Change image and share on social
I'm singing what I want to sing based on the emotion of what that day feels like. That's what comes out of my mouth and guitar. That impacts people. They know anything can happen. John Mayer basedayemotion Change image and share on social
It's very liberating when you finally realize it's impossible to make everyone like you. John Mayer finallyimpossibleliberate Change image and share on social
I love being the center of attention. John Mayer attentioncenterlove Change image and share on social
