High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes crappy end fork
My fear is that I go up to the girl of my dreams and say 'I'm sorry, but I've got to say hello to you,' and she slides the stool back and gets up and walks away, saying, 'Not for me, Bub. I don't want anything to do with you.' John Mayer backbubdream share on social
When you do an interview with me, you're talking to a cheap imitation of the person that I really am. There's no magic in my words, it's just me talking. John Mayer cheapimitationinterview Change image and share on social
Life is like a box of crayons. Most people are the 8-color boxes, but what you're really looking for are the 64-color boxes with the sharpeners on the back. I fancy myself to be a 64-color box, though I've got a few missing. John Mayer backboxcolor share on social
Another thing that freaks me out is time. Time is like a book. You have a beginning, a middle and an end. It's just a cycle. Mike Tyson beginbookcycle Change image and share on social
The first thing I'll do if I want to look really crappy is, I don't wear any makeup at all. Michael Caine crappymakeupthing Change image and share on social
Jessica Jackley has a gift for making people want to fork over their cash. To total strangers. Far, far away. Rachel Sklar cashforkgift Change image and share on social