John Kendrick Bangs

I can't tell a lie - not even when I hear one.

The right way to reign in healthcare costs is not by applying more government and more controls and making it more like the post office, it's by making it more like a consumer-driven market.

By pouring money and goods into devastated regions, foreign aid workers sometimes compound the disruption and debauch the survivors.

We've done shows - we'll be in Dublin, and it will be nonstop pandemonium to the point where you think the crowd is going to implode, because they're making so much noise and they're so excited.