Joey Skaggs

If I'm successful in fooling a wire service, I don't really have to do anything else to promote the story.

Most reporters who come to me get their stories directly from press releases. Very few do what one would consider to be their professional duty.

When I create a false reality, I always try to create a plausible structure to help convince people.

It's easy to have faith in yourself and have discipline when you're a winner, when you're number one. What you got to have is faith and discipline when you're not a winner.

If you're not having a good time, find something else that gives you some joy in life.

A free life cannot acquire many possessions, because this is not easy to do without servility to mobs or monarchs.