Joel Chandler Harris

Watch out when you're getting all you want. Fattening hogs ain't in luck.

You know, I have found a new way to get high and stay spaced out for hours on end, and the government can't stop me... It's called senility.

Under the previous regime of Prime Minister Meles Zenawi, I was detained. So was my wife, Serkalem Fasil. She gave birth to our son in prison in 2005.