Joe Pesci

I'm just some lunatic macaroni mushroom, is that it?

I dyed my hair blonde in that movie, so my head doesn't match my grill.

I love to star in movies, but I want to have good roles. It doesn't help to get starring roles in something that's no good. I mean, that will just kill you.

Travel magazines are just one cupcake after another. They're not about travel. The travel magazine is, in fact, about the opposite of travel. It's about having a nice time on a honeymoon, or whatever.

I am thrilled to get the chance to write comics - and to tell Forgotten Realms tales, to boot!

I would've done anything to work with Satyajit Ray.