Top 19 Quotes by Joe Garagiola

I'm a small dog guy. I don't want to be pattin' with the big Rottweiler or Great Dane. I like those little guys that jump on your lap and don't knock you over when they do.

I know a baseball star who wouldn't report the theft of his wife's credit cards because the thief spends less than she does.

I always loved the signs on the outfield walls, and I'll never forget the one in Philadelphia. It said, 'The Phillies use Lifebuoy soap,' and underneath was scrawled, 'And they still stink.'

I only wear two rings: a wedding ring and my World Series ring.

All the 'Today show' viewer wants, I think, is a friendly face.

The catcher is a groundhog. He's a guy squatting down, digging for the ball in the dirt, and sweating under a pile of uncomfortable protective gear while his knees creak.

One thing you learned as a Cubs fan: when you bought you ticket, you could bank on seeing the bottom of the ninth.

You have to retire before you can make the Hall of Fame.

You can call anything a sport if you want.

I went through baseball as 'a player to be named later.'