I tell you what. 85 percent of the sportswriters think I'm stupid or a clown or something. They think I'm crazy. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes clown crazy percent
There is one word in America that says it all, and that one word is, 'You never know.' Joaquin Andujar americaword Change image and share on social
You can't worry if it's cold; you can't worry if it's hot; you only worry if you get sick. Because then if you don't get well, you die. Joaquin Andujar colddiehot Change image and share on social
I throw the ball ninety-two miles an hour, but they hit it back just as hard. Joaquin Andujar backballhard Change image and share on social
I saw someone the other day with yellow on their eyelids, and it looked so fresh. But I thought if I did that I'd look like a clown. So I went and I bought some yellow eye shadow from M.A.C. and I noticed that when you mix it with water it works better. So I tried it, and I looked like Big Bird. I will never do that again. Kelly Rowland bigbirdbuy share on social
What a piece of garbage this smart car is. There's a commercial - the smart car has zero percent interest for six years. Well, good, I got zero percent in six years in buying this smart car. I'll tell you that much. I mean, it's ridiculous. My buddy has a smart car, totaled it. He hit a deer tick. Larry the Cable Guy buddybuycar share on social