There was one 'crime' during the whole time I was at school, when a fountain pen went missing. Stealing just didn't happen. I was taught not to shoplift, not to steal, not to behave badly. We weren't even allowed to drop litter. Joanna Lumley allowbadlybehave share on social
I love a cardboard coffin. Both Mummy and Daddy went off in cardboard coffins, painted - Daddy's was rifle green. Beautifully made. Joanna Lumley beautifullycardboardcoffin Change image and share on social
I've had my run-ins with department stores, like Harrods, which stopped selling fur coats, but I found some there with fur trim, which is just as disgusting. Foie gras production is appalling - there's no excuse for selling it. Joanna Lumley appallcoatdepartment share on social
I was once kissed on the lips by a giraffe, and I don't think I've ever got over it. Joanna Lumley giraffehavekiss Change image and share on social
That's the staggering, humorous thing about money. If you haven't got taste, money doesn't matter: You'll always look ghastly. Joanna Lumley ghastlyhumorousmatter Change image and share on social
Hundreds of political prisoners still suffer in Tibetan prisons. Freedom of speech is not allowed in any sense. It is illegal to possess a photo of the Dalai Lama. Joanna Lumley allowdalaifreedom Change image and share on social
NASA space scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. Joanna Lumley applyconstructiongiraffe Change image and share on social
As Brits, we love a do, don't we? I adore our national celebrations. If I see a gold coach, you almost need to put me in a straitjacket, I get so excited. Joanna Lumley adorebritcelebration Change image and share on social
I think most of the world would like to be Scottish. All the Americans who come here never look for English blood or Welsh, only for Scottish and Irish. It's understandable. The Scots effectively created the face of the modern world: the railways, the bridges, the tunnels. Joanna Lumley americanbloodbridge share on social
I can't see any difference in having your hair dyed, your teeth fixed, your nose done, or your face smoothed out or lifted. Joanna Lumley differencedyeface Change image and share on social
