The press have given me affairs I've never had and killed a few I did have. After a while, you learn. Joanna Lumley affairhavekill Change image and share on social
I have never felt the constraints of social acceptability. Joanna Lumley acceptabilityconstraintfelt Change image and share on social
I would do anything to keep looking the job. I think you make an extra effort if you're on show. Joanna Lumley effortextrajob Change image and share on social
I used to go out wearing any old rubbish, no make-up, nothing, but since mobile phones, that has all had to stop. People do come up to you so often and say hello, or want a photograph, and I just can't do it anymore in what I used to wear. They don't want to be seen hanging off a rabid old granny any more than I do. Joanna Lumley anymoregrannyhang share on social
Nobody tells you Rwanda looks like Tuscany with its tiled roofs. Joanna Lumley roofrwandatell Change image and share on social
I never go to the gym - I can't be doing with it. But I run up and down the stairs, wash my feet in the basin to keep supple, and I don't eat things that have a pulse. Joanna Lumley basineatfoot Change image and share on social
We've forgotten to respect clothes and consider who made them and where the material came from. We've been encouraged to buy things and, if we don't like them, bin them. When I grew up, we'd repair things or alter them. Joanna Lumley alterbinbuy share on social
I've had my run-ins with department stores, like Harrods, which stopped selling fur coats, but I found some there with fur trim, which is just as disgusting. Foie gras production is appalling - there's no excuse for selling it. Joanna Lumley appallcoatdepartment share on social
I am mean as cats' meat about handbags: mine don't ever look chic. I always prefer bags that aren't made of leather. Joanna Lumley bagcatchic Change image and share on social
In petrol stations on the motorways where people have left the place looking messy, I clear up each lavatory I happen to have occupied. When people drop paper on the ground, and everything like that, I pick it up, put it in the lavatory, and make that room look nice. Joanna Lumley cleardropgrind share on social