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My dad used to work at IBM, so we used to get discounts on computers and stuff, and I did have a ThinkPad. Jimmy Fallon computerdaddiscount Change image and share on social
Thank you, hard taco shells, for surviving the long journey from factory, to supermarket, to my plate and then breaking the moment I put something inside you. Thank you. Jimmy Fallon breakfactoryhard Change image and share on social
I had a gun and I had to run and shoot, which is not easy. Jimmy Fallon easygunrun Change image and share on social
Socialism has no moral justification whatsoever; poor people are not morally superior to rich people, nor are they owed anything by rich people simply because of their lack of success. Charity is not a socialist concept - it is a religious one, an acknowledgment of God's sovereignty over property, a sovereignty the Left utterly rejects. Ben Shapiro acknowledgmentcharityconcept share on social
The way to an American economic comeback, the way to help those out of work today find a paycheck, is to unleash the forces of job creation in America. The source of new jobs isn't going to be the bureaucracies of Washington, but rather the creativity, ingenuity, and hard work of the American people. Rob Portman americaamericanbureaucracy share on social