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My dad used to work at IBM, so we used to get discounts on computers and stuff, and I did have a ThinkPad. Jimmy Fallon computerdaddiscount Change image and share on social
Thank you, hard taco shells, for surviving the long journey from factory, to supermarket, to my plate and then breaking the moment I put something inside you. Thank you. Jimmy Fallon breakfactoryhard Change image and share on social
Anything I learned was just work hard, just keep working and don't worry about the outside stuff. Whatever happens will happen. Jimmy Fallon happenhardlearn Change image and share on social
I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates. T. J. Miller absurditybeardedhard Change image and share on social
If every time you engage in a sex act, you go into a confession box, you will never accept your own sexuality. George Weinberg acceptactbox Change image and share on social