Jimmy Durante

Be kind to people on the way up - you'll meet them again on your way down.

Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did.

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.

Some of the free lunch programs were still goin' on - based on the last leg of the Black Panther Party.

You know, not to sound corny or nuthin', but I felt like a fighter comin' up, man. I felt like, you know, I'm being attacked for this reason or that reason, and I gotta fight my way through this.

Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not.