You know you're getting old when you go to more funerals than you do weddings. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes funeral wedding
I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination. Jimmy Dean adjustchangedestination Change image and share on social
Being a Baptist won't keep you from sinning, but it'll sure as hell keep you from enjoying it. Jimmy Dean baptistenjoyhell Change image and share on social
Love is an ice cream sundae, with all the marvelous coverings. Sex is the cherry on top. Jimmy Dean cherrycoveringcream Change image and share on social
Growing up I played piano and I sang at a lot of weddings; I grew up in a very small town, a little coal-mining town in Virginia called Grundy. And my family was very sing-songy at home. Jayma Mays callcoalfamily Change image and share on social
What you need is one black dress I call Plan B. It doesn't have to be fabulous, it just looks good, covers up the problems and is neutral enough for dinner, business, a date, a funeral. You don't overwear it, you don't overwash it, because the Plan B is - gold. Salma Hayek blackbusinesscall share on social